Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I […]
The Next Civil War: Daylights vs. Standards
This war will either never start or it will last forever, as neither group will agree on the correct time to begin or know when it ends.
Aurora Dollaralis
I didn’t get a chance to see the Northern Lights but here’s a photo of the Southern Lights. I present to you, the Aurora Dollaralis.
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It’s probably one of the worst types of pain a man can deal with though so be forewarned. This is a tale of woe. A paradigm of unrepentant wrath. A crisis of unknown repercussions.
Improvination (the act of improving yourself) 2
Things you should start doing immediately to improve your life and the other fundaments in the world. 2- In following with my previous post, this is another very viable option […]
Improvination (the act of improving yourself) 1
Things you should start doing immediately to improve your life and the other fundaments in the world. 1- Don’t use turn signals. Turn signals are for small minded people that […]
Spider senses
Last night I was getting ready to get in the shower when a spider crawled in my ear. I was totally unprepared but immediately began an assault on him. Uncertain […]
Follow up appointment
So I went to a follow up doctors appointment last week. They took blood and an assortment of samples from me a few weeks before at my last appointment. Let […]
The pressures
— I’ve been having blood pressure issues for awhile (henceforth shall be called “the pressures”). In the last year I’ve been trying to eat better and experimented with fasting. (Mostly […]
He’s our idiot and we love him.
If you manage to start your day off by drinking a stink bug in your coffee, there’s a trick to making sure the rest of your day goes better. You […]