My favorite part is when you’re leisurely perusing aisles at the grocery store and become part of a conversation between another human and sacks of Doritos. As I meander […]
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Not like this, please
Imagine me, sitting at a table eating a cheeseburger and reading a book. It’s been a long day, 10 hours so far and I finally had time to eat lunch. […]
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Public Bathroom Battle
I was through about 10 or 11 cups of coffee this morning and between appointments when the urge to relinquish about 8 of those cups of coffee really wouldn’t take […]
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No fly zone
You know when you wake up early and you’re the only one up in the house. This is the special quiet time of the morning that is so peaceful and […]
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Fall back, fall forward, fall down
I awoke to the sound of my wife telling me the heat wasn’t working. “It’s 59° in the house” she says. “No thanks, I’m good”, I start to reply, but […]