Last night I was getting ready to get in the shower when a spider crawled in my ear. I was totally unprepared but immediately began an assault on him. Uncertain […]
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Mortal Enemy
Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I […]
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Follow me if you want to live
We don’t have much time left here on earth. Maybe. In these trying times there are things we must do and ways we must be in order to keep the […]
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Mustache you to stop
So I tried a new look. This is basically how it went. My wife walked out onto the porch and handed me an ice cold Coor’s Light from her apron. […]
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Rock query
My wife is fiddling in the kitchen and I’m sitting in the living room. I stand up and begin walking to my bedroom. My wife notices me heading somewhere and […]
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6 feet isn’t enough
Today was a rare day compared to recent weeks. After about 18 ½ weeks (I’m not sure how long it’s been or even what month year it is) of mostly […]
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Cicada down
I’m a pain. No, that’s not right. I mean I have a pain. I still have a pain. It’s a pain left over from last week. Hovering in my lower […]
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Hey dad, are you watching me? A list of sorts.
Lately it’s been incredibly difficult to find time to write. The everyone stay at home order has affected all aspects of life. Many parts that a lot of us weren’t […]
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Quarantine and cookies
Today is Wednesday, March 18th, 2020. I only know that because I looked at my watch, 4 times, because I forgot to actually read it the first three times. I’m […]