It’s probably one of the worst types of pain a man can deal with though so be forewarned. This is a tale of woe. A paradigm of unrepentant wrath. A crisis of unknown repercussions.
He’s our idiot and we love him.
If you manage to start your day off by drinking a stink bug in your coffee, there’s a trick to making sure the rest of your day goes better. You […]
Almost the last straw
I’m in quite the predicament. I don’t eat out a lot, but I had to go out of town yesterday, so I stopped by a local fast food establishment to […]
To be the best…
Driving home- #100. There was a man in his yard that had obviously just finished watching that movie where the guy in his late 50’s is throwing footballs through an […]
A fan of hers
My wife purchased a new fan for our/her room. It was one of the first things she mentioned to me when I walked in the door. “Did you see my […]
Don’t try this at home, or anywhere else.
I have a friend, they live in South Carolina, you don’t know them, that wanted me to share something with everyone. From what I understand, around 10:30am, he was sitting […]
Ask anyone
I was just speaking with someone and they were telling me a story. Towards the end of it they stopped mid sentence and said, “If you don’t believe me, you […]
Can’t spell virus without us
Well I ran into a virus earlier but it’s not what i expected. The one I came into contact with took the form of my fellow humans. I first stopped […]
The Sounds of War
I’m asleep. The bed is soft and cozy. I’ve been asleep for a few hours at the very least and the bed is warm. Almost too warm. I can tell […]
Xenon Warrior
My favorite part is when your driving home in December, when it’s midnight at 5:30pm and someone decides they want to park their car in your backseat for the entire […]