Driving home- #100.
There was a man in his yard that had obviously just finished watching that movie where the guy in his late 50’s is throwing footballs through an old tire that’s sitting atop a barrel surrounded by ironic vintage beer cans in his front yard whilst wearing cut off blue jean shorts and no shirt. That’s where he is discovered by an NFL talent scout that took a wrong turn on an old country road he’s taking to go to his new girlfriends home for a weekend getaway. The newly discovered old timer goes on to play two seasons professionally for his favorite team. Either that or he was just avoiding being inside with his wife. It’s anyone’s guess really but I’m probably correct.
Sorry if this isn’t written perfectly but I didn’t wanna text and drive so I pulled into the football king’s driveway and he won’t let me have just 15 minutes of peace and quiet to write this out but insists rather on getting angry at me for blocking his driveway. Honestly I think it’s because he doesn’t want me blocking the talent scout’s view of his flawless throwing. All of the photos I took of him were either blurry or his shirtlessness was too close and made the photos family unfriendly so I used a photo of a famous footballer I found on the internet.