I’m in quite the predicament. I don’t eat out a lot, but I had to go out of town yesterday, so I stopped by a local fast food establishment to […]
life
Quarantine and cookies
Today is Wednesday, March 18th, 2020. I only know that because I looked at my watch, 4 times, because I forgot to actually read it the first three times. I’m […]
people
Can’t spell virus without us
Well I ran into a virus earlier but it’s not what i expected. The one I came into contact with took the form of my fellow humans. I first stopped […]
people
Chips and chins
My favorite part is when you’re leisurely perusing aisles at the grocery store and become part of a conversation between another human and sacks of Doritos. As I meander […]
Me
Not like this, please
Imagine me, sitting at a table eating a cheeseburger and reading a book. It’s been a long day, 10 hours so far and I finally had time to eat lunch. […]
Me
Public Bathroom Battle
I was through about 10 or 11 cups of coffee this morning and between appointments when the urge to relinquish about 8 of those cups of coffee really wouldn’t take […]