Maybe I’ve been an idiot this whole time. If so, it would be nice to find that out sooner rather than later. Maybe you don’t like the word idiot. Well, choose another word and write your own essay or whatever this is. I’m not an idiot. You’re an idiot. No, not you—the other guy.
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It’s probably one of the worst types of pain a man can deal with though so be forewarned. This is a tale of woe. A paradigm of unrepentant wrath. A crisis of unknown repercussions.
Improvination (the act of improving yourself) 2
Things you should start doing immediately to improve your life and the other fundaments in the world. 2- In following with my previous post, this is another very viable option […]
The pressures
— I’ve been having blood pressure issues for awhile (henceforth shall be called “the pressures”). In the last year I’ve been trying to eat better and experimented with fasting. (Mostly […]
Mortal Enemy
Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I […]
Almost the last straw
I’m in quite the predicament. I don’t eat out a lot, but I had to go out of town yesterday, so I stopped by a local fast food establishment to […]
Ask anyone
I was just speaking with someone and they were telling me a story. Towards the end of it they stopped mid sentence and said, “If you don’t believe me, you […]
Rock query
My wife is fiddling in the kitchen and I’m sitting in the living room. I stand up and begin walking to my bedroom. My wife notices me heading somewhere and […]
Can’t spell virus without us
Well I ran into a virus earlier but it’s not what i expected. The one I came into contact with took the form of my fellow humans. I first stopped […]
The Sounds of War
I’m asleep. The bed is soft and cozy. I’ve been asleep for a few hours at the very least and the bed is warm. Almost too warm. I can tell […]