It’s probably one of the worst types of pain a man can deal with though so be forewarned. This is a tale of woe. A paradigm of unrepentant wrath. A crisis of unknown repercussions.
life
Spider senses
Last night I was getting ready to get in the shower when a spider crawled in my ear. I was totally unprepared but immediately began an assault on him. Uncertain […]
Me
The pressures
— I’ve been having blood pressure issues for awhile (henceforth shall be called “the pressures”). In the last year I’ve been trying to eat better and experimented with fasting. (Mostly […]
life
Mortal Enemy
Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I […]
people
Don’t try this at home, or anywhere else.
I have a friend, they live in South Carolina, you don’t know them, that wanted me to share something with everyone. From what I understand, around 10:30am, he was sitting […]
people
Ask anyone
I was just speaking with someone and they were telling me a story. Towards the end of it they stopped mid sentence and said, “If you don’t believe me, you […]
life
Rock query
My wife is fiddling in the kitchen and I’m sitting in the living room. I stand up and begin walking to my bedroom. My wife notices me heading somewhere and […]
life
Hey dad, are you watching me? A list of sorts.
Lately it’s been incredibly difficult to find time to write. The everyone stay at home order has affected all aspects of life. Many parts that a lot of us weren’t […]
people
The Sounds of War
I’m asleep. The bed is soft and cozy. I’ve been asleep for a few hours at the very least and the bed is warm. Almost too warm. I can tell […]
life
Scrolling kindle
At some point we’ve all had this happen to us. So I’m lying in bed trying to wind down for the day. I’m absently scrolling through books on kindle and […]