Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I paused and motioned for them to pull in front of me. They threw a hand up and I saw about ¼ of their face and immediately realized it was one of my mortal enemies. I drove behind them for the next few minutes pondering on what just happened and how life doesn’t feel the same anymore. That wasn’t a hand of thanks they were showing but a mocking, “ha ha, sucker. I win again.” How did this happen? Have I not learned anything from my past mistakes? I looked around the car for things to throw at them. I looked at my hands to see if I had any indecent fingers left to show them. I felt under the seat for any pieces of my mind I could give them. Argh!! I couldn’t though because I had been the one to initiate this traffic kindness. The world seemed strange. I began to wonder what else was gonna change in my life. If things like this can happen so willy nilly then what else was possible? I followed behind them seething with every stupid word on every stupid bumper sticker they had stupidly affixed to the back of their stupid car. I stared at the back of their stupid head. After another couple of minutes of driving behind this peasant, I had journeyed the full orbit of possible scenarios and pretend emotions that stem from showing accidental kindness to your mortal enemy. It was only as they hurriedly pulled onto a different road about 10 minutes later on their way to whatever stupid head destination that were headed to that I remembered that I don’t have a mortal enemy but I do have a vivid imagination that just ran away from me making me miss my turn and now I’m not quite sure where I am but I’m definitely late.