Maybe I’ve been an idiot this whole time. If so, it would be nice to find that out sooner rather than later. Maybe you don’t like the word idiot. Well, choose another word and write your own essay or whatever this is. I’m not an idiot. You’re an idiot. No, not you—the other guy.
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The Next Civil War: Daylights vs. Standards
This war will either never start or it will last forever, as neither group will agree on the correct time to begin or know when it ends.
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Aurora Dollaralis
I didn’t get a chance to see the Northern Lights but here’s a photo of the Southern Lights. I present to you, the Aurora Dollaralis.
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Spider senses
Last night I was getting ready to get in the shower when a spider crawled in my ear. I was totally unprepared but immediately began an assault on him. Uncertain […]
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Mortal Enemy
Ok, so I was driving through town and I spotted someone trying to pull out of a parking lot into traffic. Being the cherub like angel that I am, I […]
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Follow me if you want to live
We don’t have much time left here on earth. Maybe. In these trying times there are things we must do and ways we must be in order to keep the […]
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Mustache you to stop
So I tried a new look. This is basically how it went. My wife walked out onto the porch and handed me an ice cold Coor’s Light from her apron. […]
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Rock query
My wife is fiddling in the kitchen and I’m sitting in the living room. I stand up and begin walking to my bedroom. My wife notices me heading somewhere and […]
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6 feet isn’t enough
Today was a rare day compared to recent weeks. After about 18 ½ weeks (I’m not sure how long it’s been or even what month year it is) of mostly […]